It's officially tight season - sigh. While they do mean we can rock our mini-skirts right into Winter, they need so much care and attention to keep in one piece that unless you don't move an inch all day, chances are they'll be laddered by tea time.
Movements too quick, chairs too rough, nails too sharp - I'm yet to find a pair that can keep up with my lifestyle without being ripped to shreds. As a result, my hosiery drawer is filled with more tight remnants than actual wearable pairs.
Although maybe this isn't as bad as I first thought. Far from being redundant, the nylon and lycra fabrics they're made of mean they can be used for a wide variety of purposes. Here is a range of truly useful ways to upcycle your tights, holes and all:
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Upcycle your tights to make a great cleaning accessory
1. Lift small items
Dropped an earring on the floor or another hard-to-find item? Pop a tight leg over your hoover pipe and search around. It will lift the missing object without sucking it up completely.
2. Replace washing-up sponges
If your kitchen sponge has seen better days, try substituting for a pair of tights. The netted texture means they are gentle enough to use on non-stick surfaces, but abrasive enough to lift stuck-on food. You'll never spend money on sponges again!
3. Replace dust cloths with tights
Tights are arguably even better for dusting than cloths themselves, as just like socks, they fit over your hand and make the job quicker and easier - plus you won't misplace them! What's more, the nylon/lycra material means they work like a dream for shining up surfaces.
Upcycled tights will be handy if you're a pet owner
4. Lift pet hair
Does your furry friend leave a trail of pet hair wherever they go? Pull a tight leg over your arm and lightly brush over the offending surface to lift hair and leave your home looking spick and span.
5. Craft them a new toy
While you may no longer like your ripped tights, there's someone who will - your pet! Fill the foot with some catnip, tie in a knot, and watch on as your cat plays happily for hours on end.
6. Play dress up
If you want to have some fun with your pet, this one's for you. Stuffed tights make a hilarious costume for your cat, giving them a comical, uncanny human resemblance that will keep you laughing for hours.
Stuck for inspiration? You won't be after checking out Meowfit on Tumblr, which is dedicated solely to this hilarious art.
Upcycle your tights to save money on your beauty regime
7. Scrub-less beauty scrub
Ripped tights may be far from beautiful, but they'll certainly help you get looking pretty! The soft, slightly abrasive texture is the perfect material to use for polishing skin. Use it with your normal cleanser instead of buying a scrub for buffed, smooth skin.
8. Relax with an eye-mask
If you've got some old wooly tights lying around you no longer wear, now's the time to finally put them to use. Cutting a section of the leg long enough to wrap around your head, stitch the ends together and you'll have a great eye mask to help shut out the World on those early nights.
9. Give yourself a back scrub
Ahh..there's nothing like a good back scrub, probably because it's such a hard-to-reach place that it's rare we get one! Make it a daily treat: place a bar of soap in a tight leg, tie either end then pull the knots from side to side when you're in the shower. The soap will move across your back, massaging your muscles, and the texture of tights will gently scrub away.
10. Remove tatty nail varnish
Woolen pads are really not a necessity, especially if you've got old tights lying around. Cut them into squares and use as you would your pads to lift old nail varnish and start over. The net texture will help remove even the stubbornest of paints.
Tights are surprisingly useful in the kitchen, too
11. DIY strainer
If you don't have a colander or sieve lying around, here's a trick to help you strain without getting scalded. Stretch a pair of (clean) tights over the pan and tip the water away. They'll catch even the smallest of grains and you'll have dinner on the table in no time.
12. Hang your onions & garlic
Strings of onions and garlic add a real rustic look to your kitchen - not to mention they're great for space-saving - however, they're pretty fiddly to make. Save yourself some time and pop them inside a pair of high denier, skin coloured tights instead. They'll look just as good and will save you bags of time.
13. Soap holder
Soaps major downfall? How slippy it is. Fix it: place a bar in the foot of an old pair of tights and tie them by the sink. Now you'll be able to wash your hands without it sliding all over the place, perfect!
Upcycle your tights for free craft material
14. Easily decorate this year's pumpkins
This year, we made our own fabulous no-carve pumpkin creation, but if you're not feeling quite that ambitious, your old tights are about to become your new best friend. Just pull a leg over your pumpkin for instant scare appeal - if you have an old lace or net pair lying around, even better.
15. Stuff old toys
No need to buy new stuffing to plump up old toys or fill new ones. Your old, holey tights will fit this purpose perfectly. Upcycle them by ripping the fabric into smaller pieces and crunch them up to fill every inch of space.
Make organising easier than ever
16. Keep wrapping paper in good condition
There's really no need to buy new wrapping paper every Christmas, especially if you look after it well enough. The trick is to upcycle your tights! Place a leg over your tightly rolled paper to keep it looking fresh year-in, year-out.
17. Save space with bedding ties
The warmer weather may seem a long way off now, but you'll be glad of this tip when it does. Cut off the waistband from an old pair of tights and use it as a giant elastic band to tie around your chunky Winter bedding to save on space and make it easier to store.
18. Pack your suitcase with the roll-up method
You've probably seen the latest suitcase packing method - the roll-up technique. If you haven't, Anushka has a step-by-step packing tutorial that will get you rolling like a pro.
It's true that wrapping your clothes up like sushi does save on space, however it can also be frustrating, especially when your garments unroll and you have to start over. Prevent this problem by pulling a tight leg over your rolled clothes - they'll stay put and stay cleaner, too.
A new way of wearing tights
19. Stay warmer than ever
If you thought tights were a stand-alone leg accessory, think again. Make use of even the ugliest of pairs by layering them underneath jeans and trousers to stay super warm in Winter. You'll be jolly glad you didn't throw them out when the snow starts!
20. Knock up some arm warmers for your kids
Gloves make lives difficult for little hands, with playtime becoming more cumbersome and grips more slippery. If you can't get your kids to keep the gloves on, consider crafting them a pair of cool arm warmers out of some old woolly tights instead.
There's a great tutorial on Crafting A Green World that shows you how to do just that.
21. Prevent painful blisters
It's the friction between socks and our skin that causes blisters. One easy way of preventing this is to cut yourself some DIY slip-on socks from old tights and wear them as an extra layer. The socks will rub on your tights rather than your skin, eliminating the chance of nasty blisters.
With all those tips, my tights ripping will never annoy me again! Do you have any tips to add to my list? Comment below and tell me all about them.